I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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