Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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