Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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