thus making me awesome and them whores
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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