better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he was CRYING into my vagina
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
