I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
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I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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