I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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