my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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