Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
It was a blind-side dick pic.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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