Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Randomize
