he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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