i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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