I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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