There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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