my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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