what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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