I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize