somebody snuck up and got me drunk
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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