I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
