are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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