Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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