You're so nebulous sometimes
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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