She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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