well most of my day revolves around power hour
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
