I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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