Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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