so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize