Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm like, not good at living.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Randomize
