you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you inspire me to be a worse person
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
