I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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