whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I want her autograph on my taint
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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