I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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