GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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