I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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