the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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