giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
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My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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