It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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