the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
