youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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