Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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