i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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