omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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