Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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