STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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