Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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