quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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