My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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