I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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