Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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