we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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