oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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