is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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