you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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