I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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